SNOW
A 22ND ON A MAY IN A 2016
THIRD CAFE
SEQUENCE I
Classic. A chupacabra to start off with. There's no better way to kick off another, of another, of another, and again, and again, and again—Cafe and Diner. Is it some sick joke Fate has been trying to weave in? Or God? I swear—every single Cafe and Diner we've seen or otherwise pulled the plug on had some sort of lizard dog escapade as their first order. It's gone from a weird coincidence to an overused trope, but now I think it's starting to earn a sort of "classic" status. What do you guys think? It's certainly growing on me.
Though, on that train of thought, what do you take us for, Gleam? Do you think a conversation with the Guardian Angel of the Cafe and Diner is "throwing us a bone?" Seriously? As if. What a boring ass episode that'd be. I hate shot-reverse-shot interview shit, you know that. 'Sides, it's not like the Angel will give us anything of value, dumbass. They are the GUARDIAN Angel of the Cafe and Diner. We are, in a general sense, the opposite of that. Behind all that famous Angelic apathy, Ur'rse-ul has to know deep down in their pure little heart of Light that we have been the end of more Cafes than they've ever managed to save.
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As I type it out… I think I'm getting the picture. Drama. I love it. This is why you're the one in charge of all that big thinkin' stuff, huh? MAN! What a glimmer of a gleam of a great idea. I bet we could make that little Angel squirm. Shiver definitely could! Okay, it'll do for now. But you know it'd be so much more fun if we could do something wacky with that Chupacabra. Didn't the last one set off the chain of events that led to Seth becoming Satan? We could do something like that again… Just saying. Or, you know, we could just watch them chase a dog around. Again.