Archive Sections

Section Title Archive Word Count Number of Receipts Difficulty Level Suggested Order Chronological Order
All Wound Up Again and Again Year Zero 8,200 25 ★ 1 1
Bad Omens Otherworldly Adventures 39,000 106 ★ 2 11
We Are Open... Again Unearthly Horrors 20,000 59 ★★★ 3 6
Tenebrous Triads Welcome the Dark 18,900 57 ★ 4 8
Salvation of the Flies Twice Third Temple 44,900 138 ★★ 5 7
The Anathema Proxy Open Doors 43,500 123 ★★★ 6 2
A Key of Three Otherworldly Adventures 48,650 135 ★★★★ 7 12
Figments of Light Welcome the Dark 32,660 88 ★★★ 8 9
Nutcracker Suite Welcome the Dark 36,300 92 ★★★ 9 10
A Brouweral Bugbear The Haunting of 112 42,500 112 ★★★ 10 13
Devil Will Drag Us Under Debt Come Due 46,300 109 ★★★★ 11 14
An Anfractuous Loop Debt Come Due 33,200 84 ★★★★ 12 15
Satan Sucks Open Doors 28,300 87 ★★ 13 3
Bloodshot Baby Open Doors 36,000 108 ★★★ 14 4
The Gossamer Ballast Date with Death 41,900 125 ★★★ 15 5
Adynamia of the Archons Debt Come Due 43,300 116 ★★★★★ 16 16
Replacement Folie à Deux 33,400 94 ★★★★ 17 18
Rotting Empyrean Folie à Deux 26,500 78 ★★★★ 18 19
The Taraxacum Tax Debt Come Due 54,400 132 ★★★★★ 19 17
As Human As It Gets Folie à Deux 16,000 46 ★★★★★ 20 20
Thanatos Rolls the Stone Folie à Deux 17,300 47 ★★★★★ 21 21

Employee Information & Interests

Pre-Cafe

Name Initials Pronouns Interests
Baltimore J.C. He/Him Poetry, typically French in origin.
Mon Amour L. She/Her Inventions
Trusted Associate F.B. He/Him Apocryphal Literature and Occultist Texts.
Eight J.O. He/Him ???

First Cafe

Name Initials Pronouns Interests
#8 - The Owner J.C. He/Him Poetry, typically French in origin.
Employee #17 - The Secret S.B. He/Him Connections between people.
Employee #26 - The Flower A.A. She/Her Flowers and fruits.
Employee #35 - The Pit M.S. She/Her Astronomy and Marital Arts.
Employee #35 - The Medium J.H. She/Her Psychonautics and the Paranormal.
Employee #44 - The Elegance M.D. He/Him Music, Fashion, and Mixology.
Employee #44 - The UFO N.L. He/Him Parking Cars and Astronomy.
Employee #53 - The Shill, Shutter, and Blur A.G. Whatever Comics.
Employee #62 - The Tech Support S.W. She/Her Science Fiction.
Employee #71 - The Old Man F.B. He/Him Apocryphal Literature and Occultist Texts.
Employee #1313 - The Scry N.L. She/Her Pre-2000s Punk and Goth Music.

Second Cafe

Name Initials Pronouns Interests
"Black Coffee" J.H. She/Her Conspiracies, Numerology, and the Unknown.
"Red Eye" S. She/They Time.
"Galao" L. She/Her Lightbulbs.
"Espresso" N.L. He/Him Statistics, Risk-Management, and Insurance.
"Doppio" N.L. She/Her Romantic Literature.
"Lungo" A.S. He/Him Cult and Esoteric Affairs, and Art.
"Carajillo" J.M. He/Him Fires and Animals.
"Americano" N.L. He/Him Parking Cars and Astronomy.
"Marocchino" N.L. She/Her Pop Punk and Alternative Music.
"Romano" O.W. He/Him Archery and Weaponry.
"Ristretto" N.C. He/Him Poisons and Potent Potables.

Third and Other Cafe

Name Initials Pronouns Interests
Owner J.L. She/Her Horror Movies.
Manager 17 A.B. She/Her Conspiracies, Secret Organizations, and Mysteries.
Manager 26 J.M. He/Him Fauna big and small.
Manager 35 K.A. They/Them Plants and Gardening.
Manager 44 C.C. She/Her The Surreal and Grotesque.
Manager 53 A.I. She/Her Internet Culture and Memes.
Manager 62 M.J. He/Him Video Games and RPGS.
Manager 71 O.L. She/Her Poetry and Dreams.
Manager 125 M.P. She/Her Philosophy and Anthropology.
Manager 134 B.H. He/Him Taxidermy, Pathology, and Biology.
Manager 224 V.W. She/Her Sitcoms and TV Shows.
Manager 323 D.H. He/Him Music.
Employee 1313 R.R. She/Her Poetry.
Employee 2213 S.W. He/Him Movies.
Employee 3113 T.S. He/Him Texting Abbreviations.
Employee 3311 T.N. He/Him Westerns.
Employee 4121 J.W. She/Her Cards.
Employee 11411 Z.B. He/Him Musicals, Photography, and Geography.
Payroll N.L. She/Her Pop Punk and Alternative Music.
The Manager J.M. He/They Symbology.
H.R. J.L. She/Her Divination, Crystals, and Spiritual Healing.
Big Guy J.M. He/Him Fauna big and small.
New Guy R.B. He/Him Linguistics, Languages, and Water!
Quality Control D. He/Him Cocktails.
Cashier A.A. He/Him Judgement, Divinity, and Light.

Fourth Cafe

Location Name Initials Pronouns Interests
Fourth Cafe No. 17 F.B. He/Him Apocryphal Literature and Occultist Texts.
Fourth Cafe No. 26 S.W. He/Him Movies.
Fourth Cafe No. 44A N.L. She/Her Pop Punk and Alternative Music.
Fourth Cafe No. 71 V.W. She/Her Sitcoms and TV Shows.
Fourth Cafe Manager No. 2 M.Y. He/Him Passwords, obviously.
Astoria Location Manager No. 1 J.H. She/Her Conspiracies, Mysteries, and Coffee.
Astoria Location Manager No. 2 (44B) N.L. He/Him Parking Cars and Astronomy.
Astoria Location Employee No. 26 N.L. He/Him Statistics, Risk-Management, and Insurance.
Astoria Location Employee No. 44 N.L. She/Her Romantic Literature.
Astoria Location Employee No. 71 S.B. He/Him Connections between people.
Astoria Location Employee No. 323 D.H. He/Him Music.
Astoria Location Employee No. 2312 A.G. Whatever Comics.
Palm Beach Location Manager No. 4 J.M. He/Him Fauna big and small.
Palm Beach Location Manager No. 5 J.M. He/They Symbology.
Palm Beach Location Manager No. 6 J.L. She/Her Divination, Crystals, and Spiritual Healing.
Palm Beach Location Employee No. 224 R.B. He/Him Linguistics, Languages, and Water!
Palm Beach Location Employee No. 422 D. He/Him Cocktails.
Palm Beach Location Employee No. 512 K.W. She/Her Theology and Angels.
Palm Beach Location Employee No. 1223 I.R. He/Him Celebrations, Traditions, and Rituals.
Palm Beach Location Employee No. 1313 R.R. She/Her Poetry.
Long Island Location Manager No. 3 J.L. She/Her Horror Movies.
Long Island Location Manager No. 7 J.W. She/Her Baking and Crafts.
Long Island Location Employee No. 35 K.A. They/Them Plants and Gardening.
Long Island Location Employee No. 53 A.I. She/Her Internet Culture and Memes.

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