Description: in which a SUPER GAY formerly famous indie folk flop rambles semi-coherently
The first in a series of posts where I roast my BFF by recreating his teenage goth poetry, probably winning no brownie points.
#poetry #bad poetry #goth poetry #bad goth poetry #making fun of my ex #butterfly #shitpost #goth #please #emo #poem #funny #teenage goth poetry #under the surface #goodbye susto #axel lundén #axel lunden #axel luden #alex london #nekirmum #beating my anxiety by talking to people again #kaare jansson #my bassist is totally going to quit #unfiction #arg #nauru
Hmmm.... now where am I going to find a cat?
#axel rates the cats of randos #I'll rate your cat #for free #I'll be nice #I swear
First, thanks go out to @mediocre-x for her submission. Everyone, meet Toast!
Despite being named after moderately burnt bread, Toast seems remarkably well adjusted. If you were my therapist (and you can thank your lucky stars you aren't), you might even say Toast appears securely attached.
You imply in your tags that Toast is dumb and has a brain cell that is only sometimes used. I would remind you that there are many varieties of intelligence. Let's imagine that Toast had very intellectual parents but was a bit of a dud academically speaking. Perhaps Toast is a creative genius. Have you ever given him a guitar? Set him in front of a piano? Or on one for that matter?
I bet once Toast discovers the thing(s) Toast is good at, Toast will thrive. Certainly nobody will call him an idiot anymore. No, they'll be too busy calling Toast a creative cat-genius!
Solidarity with Toast!
Rating: 10/10 Good kitty.
Now who's next?